Welcome, fellow prophets, to our humble abode of despair.
We're a group of doomsday predictors, always forecasting the apocalypse.
Our team of experts has been predicting the end of the world for decades.
And you know what? They've been right!
We've got a few open positions available:
- Prophet in Training: Must be able to predict the apocalypse 3 times in a row.
- Doomsday Accountant: Must be able to balance the books... before the books are consumed by flames.
Learn more about our methods! See our impressive list of achievements! Get in touch with us!Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom here. We have a break room with a fridge full of snacks!